kid

I’m a vampire [he said]. Don’t tell anyone.

I have been hanging out recently, with a five.year.old.
We were driving and he was giving me directions.

You’re great at directions [I said].
Yes [he agreed]. But that’s not my best talent.
What’s your best talent [I asked].
Somersaults [he replied].
yes!yes!yes! [shouted my brain].
Excellent [I said].