no pants

There is a little kid here, who wears no pants.

Everywhere he goes, no pants:
No pants shopping
No pants swimming
No pants eating
No pants lying.on.the.concrete.looking.at.ants.up.close

Yesterday he was also wearing no shirt.
But in big.fat.marker.pen on his little.kid.belly he had drawn a thick, wobbly question mark.

Yes! Brilliant! It kills me!
(and still, I’m not sure of the answer)